If you drink that, urine trouble.

What a coincidence, I just sat down from washing dishes and my sleeve has pretty much the same exact size wet spot in nearly the exact same place. I suppose I should just crawl into bed and give up for the day but I’d need to take this long sleeve shirt off first and that’s a lot of work right now while my wrist is cold and wet.

It’d probably be one of the pink ones, but don’t discount the orange or purple options or you might just be missing out. Green is sometimes surprisingly good, too. Yellow’s usually something like lemonade, a solid choice, but almost never the best tasting choice and most of the other typical yellow associated flavors are disappointing at best.

There’s a part of me that’s morbidly curious how all of these things work and how they’re used.

I went black friday shopping one time back around 2005 or so before online retail was a dominating force. I get why some people enjoy(ed) it and think fondly of it, but that was an experience I don’t want to repeat. All day long so many stores were packed with people, it was hard to get around and slow going. My anxiety is ramping up just thinking about it.

I ended up at Walmart yesterday morning (black friday). Not to shop the sales, but to get some much needed supplies. I was expecting it to be hectic and not looking forward to the trip. The place was barely more busy than any random weekday night. The only spot that was a bit crowded was at the entrance where they’d placed a bunch of pallets of TVs that constricted the space where people could move.

It was nothing like the great DVD stampede or the 256MB thumb drive fiasco of my first black friday shopping trip.

Swap a few of the tires with spares and change the color to gray and I’d swear I’ve seen that vehicle flying down the interstate at 80 mph (129 kph).

I did that once and woke up in Gaffney, South Carolina with a house wren stuck under my coat.

Lemmy is such a negative place and I guess you’re part of that so yay you.

If the story is to be believed, Jesus was conceived via parthenogenesis (aka immaculate conception aka unfertilized egg). This means Jesus had only X chromosomes and yet presented as male. Jesus was definitely somewhere on the line of intersex, transgender, non-binary, et. al.

Making memes about nukes is definitely rad.