You say vehicular manslaughter, I say vehicular man’s laughter.

I recently binged every season of “Silicon Valley,” and regret not watching it sooner.

I don’t like that the caption says Cookie Monster but that’s clearly Grover, a far superior muppet.

You’ve already decided it’s going to be bad. No matter what. How small minded are you?

What’s that, you say? She lives down by the bay?

“Daylight savings time is like cutting a few inches off one end of a blanket, sewing it onto the other end and then saying you have a longer blanket.”

• Or something like that. Usually attributed to some Native American leader or something.

Yes you should definitely avoid libertarians. They’re not living in reality. The other two are probably fine.

This meme was posted 26 minutes ago. I guess we’re safe.

…this time