Sign me up for that
How would anyone from Fox “News” know this? They haven’t been to a library since they burned the one in Alexandria down.
I don’t think we’re talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!
I would definitely patronize the Sex Cauldron
Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card
reminds me of this:
Which libraries specifically? So I can avoid them of course.
Did fox really report that? I mean I would believe it because fox viewers are absolute morons but I can’t tell whats satire anymore
Seems completely plausible, as part of their rhetoric to turn people against drag queen story hour.
I found the same image from April, 2024. A few articles about it from this week, but also a few here and there, including one post on 9Gag (wow, haven’t heard that name in a looong time), from April 2024.
So, if it’s real, it’s not recent.
Yep.
LOL, not suprised
They’re acting like they’re so concerned for the integrity of public libraries, but this is transparently an attempt to manufacture consent to defund public libraries.
It’s so obvious if you pay any attention at all, they’ve been telegraphing this for months if not years…
I was wondering how long it would take them to attack libraries. FREE books, internet access, and air conditioning?
More specifically, true information is communism. Don’t you know history is what the white man says it is? Google has already updated their search results to reflect revisionist history. Once the libraries are gone, that’s it.
Wait, now you can use Libby and borrow books from libraries within hundreds of miles or you…for free? Better end that shit we don’t want people learning anything. Statistically the higher your education level the more likely you are to be a Democrat atheist.
Free and uncensored education? Don’t you realise that’s literally…
Books?
I can’t read. I go to my library for free comic books, access to digital streaming services, and printing.
Oh my god, that’s disgusting. Where?
“Don’t you know the Dewey Decimal system?”
Libraries are the last sanctuary for the poor and the lost. It used to be the churches. Save all libraries everywhere and build way more.
That’s probably why they are attaching them. Also libraries promote learning.
The reason fox news is able to make wild claims about libraries is because its viewers haven’t stepped foot in a library since they were in elementary school.
Wait until they find out you can do early voting at the Library.
Is that like a “library plus” subscription? Or do I just go to the counter with my card and ask for a drug fueled orgy?
When you join your local Friends of the Library chapter, make sure you upgrade to the Friends with Benefits tier.
Just make sure you return the condom using the reusable items dropbox.
Oddly specific info maybe, but I’ve been expressively asked not to dump any organic matter in the dropbox.
Well, you have to rinse it first, obviously.
Damn, I need to start going to my library more often
You can rent movies and games from the library too! It’s totally worth it.
My local library rents specialty tools/pans for baking!
Nice!
And if you can’t physically get there as often as you’d like, most have a great collection of digital resources for ebooks, newspapers, film, etc. etc. that are pretty awesome.
Use ALL of what the library has to offer!
I do love my Libby app.
Audiobooks ftw!
I’m playing Pokémon Ultra Sun while watching season 2 of Once Upon A Time. Checked out both from the library. Love my local library 📚 🐲
The table legs make it look like the central guy has giant legs
Jesse the haunted puppet definitely has tiny little stick legs hidden behind those table legs
Once again, the unhinged Right’s imagined Left (and Center) is infinitely more based than the reality.
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