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Dude… I think there’s a gas leak…
The original digital Satan
Nah, he’s just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.
Watch, I’m gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO
Trying to remember if they left themselves turned on.
SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they’ll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That’s why there’s a metal plate above the sink now. Don’t ask.
“Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?”
For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.
“Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?”
I think I’ve been awake too long, because it looks like two resistors on the knobs to me lol
Your pareidolia is malfunctioning.
shouldn’t be shitting on the kitchen floor tho
That’s why he’s judging you for it
Who’s he to talk? He’s as hot headed as I am
