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minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 day agoNah, he’s just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much. Watch, I’m gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO
minus-squareHobbitFoot @thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day ago“Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?”
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 hours agoFor the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day ago“Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?”
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·24 hours agoTrying to remember if they left themselves turned on.
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 hours agoSHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they’ll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That’s why there’s a metal plate above the sink now. Don’t ask.
Nah, he’s just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.
Watch, I’m gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO
“Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?”
For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.
“Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?”
Trying to remember if they left themselves turned on.
SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they’ll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That’s why there’s a metal plate above the sink now. Don’t ask.