4 garlic bulbs, 3 onions and 2 bottles of olive oil, that will entice your neighbor 2 blocks down

purple one is to die for

you can show up to work before sunrise and leave after sunset.

signed,

your boss

which showed up right after i clicked submit on the donation

I donated $15 and got an invitation to add Wikipedia to my will

the only one that could play the videos i recorded on my BlackBerry 2008-2012

Gen X? just happy we got a mention

he was an unknown until he started crying “i don’t want to use pronouns!”

since 1909

the camera did a good job at auto metering for the wine bottles 😂, or was left on manual with no TTL

tickle down freakonomics

you mean baking

why don’t you talk back?

sounds like someone from mid 20th century UK gay court would say

sus

but can it run out of the solar system?

David Lynch, an influential filmmaker

mermaids must be public domain

next video: wife coming back from work seeing her clothes on display on our front yard

not pictured: tag on ear