Well that’s on Bruce, because there’s no “wrong ass” in a threesome. If he wanted a two-on-one, he needed to specify that.
Heteronormativity? On MY lemmy?
I see self censorship and I downvote.
“It was dark”
That is Batman desperately trying to give them both an out. But he’s Superman. He has more vision-based super powers than I care to list here. “It was dark,” pfft. He could see just fine. And Batman knows it. Now he needs to learn to cope with the implications of a rapey Superman.
What are Facebook posts doing here?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 SENDING THIS TO MY GRANDSON HE LOVES SUPER HERO MOVIES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My grandson makes six figures and lives in Central Park
🤣🤣🤣🤣 MY GRANDSON COULD SMOKE YOUR CHUDSON THROUGH AN APPLE FROM THE TREE OF LIFE AND SUCK THE RESIN OUT LIKE MILK FROM A SUCCUBUS TIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rails. Departed from.
Supermen has super vision, he did it on purpose.
His eyes were closed, so he could enjoy the feeling of the dark.
* dark knight
Take my upvote and get out
A$$? Really? Did a child write this?
It’s Justice League, it has to be kid friendly.
What’s wrong with Adollardollar?
Nothing, as long as you wipe well
Entirely possible that a teenager or even a disturbed child wrote this. I think the concept of censoring words in silly ways is just funny to current batch of young adults. See: “ahh” (ass), “dih” (dick), “gyatt” (ass)…
It’s like ironic adherence to censorship rules. Oh and although this font is from an instagram story, they’re probably used to making tiktok posts, where you actually do have to censor every such word.
“gyatt” (ass)
How exactly?
Idk, sorry 🫠.
It’s like just a nonsense word, people (unruly tiktok teenagers/yiung adults who cater to that audience) would shout it when they see someone with an impressive posterior. Then the word itself started to mean ass.
“gyatt DAMN!” its not nonsense. Its a bastardization of “God”.
You do not have to censor profanity on tiktok. At most, it will prevent your video from getting promoted, but even for this the evidence is shaky at best, but it certainly will not ding your account in any way nor will it stifle the video from being sent out to any of your friends or followers.
Right right, i’ve never used it so i only heard this second hand from content crestors explaining why they use the silly tiktok lingo. My mistake
Yes, the belief in this is pervasive, but it’s unfounded. Just trying to do my part to be the counter-message ✌
I have used “#@%!!” Before like some comics do while playing a moba. I am over 3 decades old.
I want to express some frustration but also signal to not take it too seriously. Its just a game, i am not actually mad. If a game makes you mad you should stop playing.
Kids might also be playing the same game and while i am not afraid to “hurt” them with swears i do thing it helps create a more friendly atmosphere not to start “flaming” every time things don’t go as hoped. At the same time communicating frustration in the game is a way to cope as a team, and maybe change strategy.
I also thinks its just way more funny and there is some creativity in making the different symbols look good as a set.
But it does entice people to act surprised and ask “if i am too young to swear” or something. Do they prefer if i was actually mad and cursing? Do they think some actual mad child is going out their way to censor themselves in the heat of moment?
Random symbols in a random order is an old and proud comic book tradition.
Censoring “arse” with “A$$” is not a proud tradition nor does it even fucking censor anything, since the word is still very much legible.
“Ass” in leet speek would be 455.
… Fair
“have to” to drive engagement
Probably american. So same thing
It’s engagement bait, and it obviously works.
Not sure if my comment here offsets the downvote that came with it.
False. Superman has night vision and Batman is a well-known twink.
Heh, happy cake day! Would you like…
…a Twinkie?
Yes
Here you go; 💖
Like that old joke where superwoman is naked and hot and superman comes and fucks her and somehow it ends with “poor invisible man”.
So the Snyder version of Superman is flying along one day, and see sees Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a roof. And he thinks,
“Ah, what the hell… What Diana doesn’t know can’t hurt her.”
So he flies down at super speed, and in the blink of an eye, has himself a little fuck and flies away.
Back at normal speed, Wonder Woman looks around in confusion and asks,
“Baby, are you okay?”
“I… I don’t know…”
, replies the Invisible Man.
“What was that?”
“I don’t know but my ass is on fire!”
“What was that?”
Flash! Aaagh Aaagh… oh, wait, wrong hero.
Joke has been around longer than the snyder version, but the better punch line is "then the invisible man grabs his ass and yells " what the fuck was that!? " "
Yeah saying “the snyder version” it’s just weird. Why would that be part of the joke?
Well all the well-written versions of Superman wouldn’t do a rape. But I think the Snyder version might.
Weird take but find any way to hate on Snyder I guess
No no, they have a point. Snyder said that the problem with Nolan’s Batman is that he doesn’t get raped in prison.
The aristocrats
Nailed it.
that got dark fast
Superman embodies truth justice and the American way. Which here means getting ass fucked by a billionaire.
But jokes aside… As a raging bisexual, I feel being destroyed by Superman /wonderwoman and or Batman would definitely be a panacea.
Canonically John Constantine is bisexual.
There’s even a DCU animation where John walks into a bar with Zantara and sees Harley talking to King Shark.
“Oh, great! Just the perfect time to run into one of my exes.”
“You dated Harley Quinn??”
“I’m not that bloody crazy!”
> One of the few openly bisexual characters in the whole ass multiverse
> Goes to hell multiple times, condemned to suffer for eternity
What did DC mean by this
First, there was a Joker comic where Mr. J gets spring from Arkham by a mysterious stranger. Joker says he’ll do whatever the man wants, but adds that he’s been know to ‘top from the bottom.’
Second, both Harley and Ivy dated men in the past. Originally, Ivy was a good time gal who controlled men with a combination of sex & drugs. The eco-terrorist thing started in TAS.
Finally, my personal rant is that the retroconned Ice Man of the X-Men to be gay.
I think that Beast or Angel would have been a better choice for a bisexual.
Considering what they say about the olympic village sex fests, I assume the justice league is, shall we say, more than just super friends 😂
Wally Wood has entered the chat…
[Mr. Wood was a long time stalwart of comics. He did the classic Daredevil vs. Submariner comic, as well as many others.]
Think you got it mixed up. Superman was not the one on the receiving end.
Oh I absolutely understand the implication above.
I was just talking more holistically.
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