Where are her nipples?

Well he eats normal mustard and wears normal suits so he hasn’t broken any of the two commandments.

They’d agree pork is best too.

I know you don’t want them involved because they’d agree with me.

Pork is the best schnitzel.

If god is Jewish what did he use to circumcise himself?

She’s beautiful.

She smells like sauerkraut, has a thin coating of cat hair and hums Carolyn Willis songs.

The landfill near me does this which is handy.

No shame in that I’d sniff her farts too.

Reminds me of that old joke about Michael Jackson and twenty five year olds.

God I wish I was that beam.

Underwater and under water are different though.

RVs have a sewage tank too.

If you’re not a pussy you can just chew through it like a man.

Just unplug it from the wall.

I don’t know why liberals have such a bad reputation if we’re not the biggest political bloc we’re the second.

Every time.

Manson is looking rough.

Laying pipe is fucking.