ol_capt_joe

It’s a truly wonderful grain.

Mentulae liberiuntur pro Harambe ✊

They just say a number. If nobody pays, it’s too high. If everyone pays, it’s too low. Aim is for i) highest market share, ii) max ARR, and iii) highest margin.

They’re selling the idea that a machine costs less than a human. They’re Walmart, humans are mom-and-pop shops. Once the competitors are gone, they charge whatever they want (you pay or you close out). Fuck them.

Amazing VFX though 🤌💋

Or dances with wolves

Or just don’t cook things in a raggedy bitch microwave. Use a grill, stove, oven, or whatever other better tools for the job.

Wait, you guys have pillows?

🎉 👉🐸👉 🏳️‍🌈 👈🐸👈 🎉

Minecraft (or?)

If you’ve ever had to wear a thumb stabilizer you know it’s really uncomfortable to have something wrapped around your thumb all day. (Enjoy those blisters in the webbing between thumb and index!)

And you have to remove it to wash your hands?

Hardware* engineer. Background in robot arms. Molded as an apple exec overseeing airpods, mac, ipad, and watches.

I wouldn’t assume that a chosen successor would take a radical new direction.

Semiatlantic, you say?

And not a single finger between a hundred million pairs of hands was lifted to stop them

Delicious, masterfully distilled, barrel aged, water of life 👉😉👉🥃

It was just the wind

They don’t want him either. Maybe he can just drift away on one of Peter Thiel’s seasteadings like they always dreamed. Then maybe it will sink to the bottom of the ocean like we always dreamed ☺️

The only good thing I can say about this format is that I stop reading after the first line and just hear in my head my body is a cage that keeps me from dancing with the one I love

Everything’s cum-poo-dirt!

Mar-a-Kwango

How dare you (gesturing at the meme itself)