Nice, thank you, already kind of look for something like that list.

The part with gay mods is clear, but what do you mean by defederate from the instance?

Dead tree’s meat.

When I look back 20 years, I wish I had done something with wood instead.

That’s very likely the case. Salt dissolves into ions in water.

Real people are more worried about whether to clean the litter box now or later than about who’s dating whom.

You’ve clearly convinced yourself, and that’s what matters.

Well, my point is, transporting anyone in that trunk (especially children) is not safe and it’s irresponsible. No sane person should ever do it.

So this Denmark you mentioned earlier, is that a parallel universe where cargo bikes have airbags and small turning radii? Did you end up here through some kind of rift in space-time, or are you from a completely different dimension, dude?

And what’s wrong about it? Does that cargo bike have a small turning radius and airbags?

Some of the things you suggest are really really far out and irrelevant in reality.

Which of them?

I have concerns about children in the cargo spot. Are helmets and any kind of safety seats mandatory for children as passengers in this vehicles in Germany?

Oh yeah, sure, there’s this common twelve-step program where all the evil guys meet twice a week. They sit around, talk, sip terrible coffee, and nibble on dried-out donuts. They cry and laugh together, share stories, and show each other pictures of their kids and dogs in that safe space.

You won’t convince me on this one. Common sense tells me it can’t be “safe” when something has no real protection at all. What surprises me even more is that there’s no regulation about it, in a country where almost every aspect of life is tightly controlled. It feels just as strange as how e‑scooters suddenly became acceptable overnight.

Personally, I’d never transport any living being in one of those boxes, neither a child nor an animal. In the end, it’s not your own speed that matters, but that of the others on the road, and no amount of balance helps when you’re up against a ton of steel. And even putting others aside, one careless move of your own can be enough. At 10 or 15 km/h, it might not sound like much, but that’s still more than enough to create a very sad situation.

Because its size and weight make it harder to balance and maneuver. In city traffic, drivers often misjudge its turning radius or stopping distance. If it tips or hits uneven pavement, a child seated in front is exposed with minimal protection compared to a car. Poor visibility and lack of safety features like airbags or enclosed space add to the risk.

It’s a terrible and unsafe solution to drive someone in that cab.

I hope if you have a family you do not drive them like this.

I think you forgot to mention the stupidst German thing that would solve all the transport issues - the Lastenrad.

Instead of complaining about domestic prices and blaming the incompetent government for that shit, they complain about those who assessed the situation correctly and took appropriate action. Their heads are full of shit.

Not much worse than ass prostituting yourself, I guess. But on the other side, if you sell your ass, you can buy some drugs and be good for a time. If you let Jesus in your life, his friends will want to take your money.