Not sure if you’re joking, but…

If China gets Christianised, are you going to claim that Easter actually had it’s origins in the Qingming festival

If the entire Christian world then adopts elements of the Qingming festival and changes the name of it’s spring solstice festival to “Qingming”, then yes, of course.

Don’t joke about that. You’ll make the Christians cross.

This raises an interesting question. If god is omnipotent, could he give himself a bris? Or is the end of his dick not all-powerful?

It’s absolutely, unequivocally not.

Ēostre ([ˈeːostre])[1][2][3] is an Anglo-Saxon goddess mentioned by Bede in his 8th century work The Reckoning of Time. He wrote that pagan Anglo-Saxons had held feasts in her honour during the month named after her: Ēosturmōnaþ (April), and that this became the English name for the Paschal season: Easter.

Whatever fictional character you ascribe it to, the fact is that the modern Christian festival of Easter partly replaced, and is named after, an earlier pagan festival.

No no, it’s just a coincidence that Christians celebrate the birth of the Son at the winter solstice, and the resurrection of the Son at the spring equinox. You can tell they’re not pagan festivals by all the mistletoe, Yule logs, horny bunnys and eggs.

Or go to northern Portugal for the ultimate one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesinha

I once tried to learn to count in Japanese, but had to stop because I got an itchy knee.

They’re a legume. They grow in pods.

It’s a butthole. No judgement. https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes

*reported crimes

Women are just better at it.

As a genre, its full name is Kid (dy fiddler) Rock.