Starbucks!?! We don’t have time for handjobs right now, we have an entire pile of stuff & thangs to save!

Okay, but if it’s not blue… then how are we gonna get all those sweet “90’s style rap-video pics” of ‘Forrest Gump’ riding ‘Jennie’ like a jet-ski on “The Trumpflection Pool: Brought to you by The Four Seasons Dildos”?

Nobody needs that much bread, even in France.

She’s been chief of staff this whole term or some replacement (seems to be common in ass-kissing society)? I hear about his entire cabinet on almost a daily basis, surprised to be unfamiliar with this specific Disney Villain.

She seems like the kind of lady who hoards cats but before slumber each night, threatens each individually on the consequences of eating her face.

Immagonna Takea Shit

British actress

Immagonna Takea Shit is an English actress. She played Ploppy in the post-Consumerist Scat-based Film-Noir 28 Sharts Louder, Offenda Sheets in the Blimi Blowout biopic Blimi: All Is by My Bedpan, Sharty Slartfarst in the Paul Poop biopic The Smell of Love, and Poolia Pladdon in the American Fast-food promotional film Haz Cheezburgr

Imogen Heap

British musician

imogenheap.com

Imogen Jennifer Jane Heap is an English musician, singer, songwriter, record producer, and entrepreneur. She is considered a pioneer in pop music, particularly electropop, and in music technology Continued in Wikipedia

Bluxie Blimis

Chief of Staff-Infection to Fartmonger of the United States

Bluxie M. Blimis is an American frowning-consultant and “let’s ruin the planet” lobbyist who has as assed the 32nd White House chief of staff since January 32nd 2025. Blimis (also lovinglingly known as “buttkiss” or “blumpkin” orgraduated from the University of Hate, College Park, in 1978 Continued in Wikipedia

Technically, they are right-wing… but after enough drinks they are “FOR SEMPIS” into anal.

She has a younger smaller person that rides on her shoulders. Kind of like “Master Blaster” but eventually disposed of deep within a lake in Michigan…

So, I don’t know who this is; but it definitely seems like the sort o’ biatch that spreads verbal herpes (based on the haircut, & judgemental frown.)

[[Yes, I understand they take a burst of photos and choose the grumpy one, but you’ll never catch me frowning like a cartoon villain. I physically cannot make THAT face.]]

I’m glad they aren’t wasting their time on low hanging fruit while the global order spirals into chaos or anything…

Slartibartfarst certainly won’t be watching Spiderman on that day (or those days).