resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoGroup sues Trump to stop his ‘pool guy’ from making renovations on DC’s reflecting poolwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1358file-text
arrow-up1358external-linkGroup sues Trump to stop his ‘pool guy’ from making renovations on DC’s reflecting poolwww.independent.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square31linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBrem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·5 days agoOkay, but if it’s not blue… then how are we gonna get all those sweet “90’s style rap-video pics” of ‘Forrest Gump’ riding ‘Jennie’ like a jet-ski on “The Trumpflection Pool: Brought to you by The Four Seasons Dildos”?
minus-squareHocEnimVeni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 days agoI dunno how you stop batin long enough to spell all those words. Do you wanna go to Starbucks?
minus-squareBrem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5 days agoStarbucks!?! We don’t have time for handjobs right now, we have an entire pile of stuff & thangs to save!
Okay, but if it’s not blue… then how are we gonna get all those sweet “90’s style rap-video pics” of ‘Forrest Gump’ riding ‘Jennie’ like a jet-ski on “The Trumpflection Pool: Brought to you by The Four Seasons Dildos”?
I dunno how you stop batin long enough to spell all those words. Do you wanna go to Starbucks?
Starbucks!?! We don’t have time for handjobs right now, we have an entire pile of stuff & thangs to save!