Good time for crime!

I got a coin purse I can drop in the tray. They can’t keep it but they can admire it.

Prawns and shrimp are actually different species.

Cps itself can’t extradite but taking children abroad during a custody battle without consent from the mother or the courts is a federal crime and the feds definitely can extradite.

Chef Skrimp proud on the inside

I can only imagine what his will says. . Knowing trump it’ll make the entire family implode.

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When you’re here you’re narcan’d

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because he’s homophobic.

Normal people wouldn’t care but he would.

JD prefers imported non whites but that’s okay because he’s top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they’re against it for sub-maga

Cocksucker Carlson*

The bermuda beast was shot by the police in 1976

God commands me to scold the homeless and ensure the starvation of poor kids.

Oh fuck that’s not god it’s just right wing christianity based policy who the fuck have I been listening to

christian hell is just fire island and satan makes a mean skinny marg