This sounds like how Dahmer got his start.

10% of me expected the announcement about naughtiness to turn into an adult movie at the end.

I think Doom is more on par w HR

This statement will always be true.

It’s not just about getting elected first. You need to keep getting elected. In order to do that, you need to phone bank for money at the RNC/DNC (2 short blocks from Congress!). If you don’t meet your minimum revenue, the leadership of the party will turn on you and put a challenger in your district to primary you out.

I suggest a judge lottery.

I swear to God are these people real?

So backup and restore into Linux what I can.

Let this be a lesson about putting it anywhere.

I’m going to sound super stupid but w/e.

What happens to all your files when you install Linux?

It’s just basically a GUI, right so does Linux create its own space and ignore what’s there?

I haven’t forgotten about 9/11.

Which country funded 9/11 and provided support/logistics and passports to the hijackers (our friend’s name starts with an “S”

You get one chance to answer correctly.

Also, in so doing you also need to remind everyone here which country had zero involvement in 9/11.

I’m still not 100% sure this isn’t real bc Trump.

The voice of experience.

April drives bring May DUIs or so they say.

It took me forever to figure out what you were trying to say because his rep is now forever tainted.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._G:_Medical_Examiner

I own a Toyota and my knowledge of the brand is middling.

You should watch Dr. G. I loved that show.

Have you smelled a body in decomposition before (basically all of them are in some stage of decomp)?

Except for Amtrak that serves Union Station and Congress.

I 1,000% guarantee 99% of side projects were sexual in nature. Some violently so.