Trump can even read the Bible upside down!

Universal healthcare is one of those things that’s not only tricky to set up but also to keep going. Here in the UK, yep the NHS is amazing. But it’s also terribly underfunded - despite taking over 10% of GDP (IIRC) we still have long waiting lists, and healthcare staff are overworked and underpaid. Greedy vermin are constantly looking for opportunities to privatise it, the only reason this hasn’t already happened is that it would be hugely unpopular. I’m pretty sure almost everyone in the country would prefer more taxes be spent on the NHS and maybe a bit less on, say, fossil fuel subsidies - but here we are. Still, it’s one of the few things our country can actually be proud of.

This content is not available in my region. It’s provoked a fuckin horror show in my imagination.

MPs, of all people, have no fuckin right to act all holy about porn. They are depraved weirdos, the whole scabby bunch.

Just reminded me of this incident - it’s a Tory, not labour, and many will be too young to remember, but I recall it being funny as fuck. The article neglects to mention that he was hanging in a cupboard and also had an orange full of poppers in his gob.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/february/8/newsid_2538000/2538165.stm

There are many, many more recent stories of debauchery amongst the bunch of wankers who rule over us, but I felt this one exemplifies the lot

And they should know.

It all started when he fucked a couch.

“I’m a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton. Programmed to molest.”

I’ve teleported too, a few times in the past - it can be a bit confusing, like blam you’re suddenly somewhere else. Then I’ve recalled the heinous quantities of booze and drugs I’ve consumed that day and kinda shrugged.

The real achievement is the scientists who managed to get a mouse to blow a pig. If you got Nobel prizes for effort, that’s a prize nomination right there.

You’re saying I could fix my painful right eye if I let a hog come on my face? Hmm.

“Beautiful, clean coal!”