Women want honesty until they’re asked to put their kids up for adoption. Smh

Those nips are doing WORK. Not good work, but work.

Because no one with an IQ over 60 who doesn’t live in America would simp for them.

As a Nova Scotian, I welcome New England as our next province.

Just leave your sports teams behind. They can move to Delaware.

I’m Canadian and paying nearly $2 a litre for gas, and paying nearly twice for groceries because your dipshit excuse for a country elected that fat diaper shitting fuckface a second time.

No one is okay because of America, and Americans are directly to blame.

You think these responses are hostile? It’s only going to get worse. You’re an island now. No one wants to visit you. No one wants to associate with you. No one wants to trade with you. My friends are embarrassed to be American.

And it’s only been a year.

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I have zero issue if anyone wants to jerk off to me ;)

Oh man, @Beep@lemmus.org is gonna be so pissed you kept Field Explores’ name in the comic.

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The whole thing is AI.

It’s literal shit.

What part of “Shut the fuck up” did you miss, exactly?

As someone who’s dyslexic and nearly 40 I will never remember this for as long as I live no matter how many times I’ve heard it.

Gatekeepers gotta gatekeep.

Math checks out.

I envy his mom.

he’s just trying to build a community of other mentally unwell people so they can jerk each other off and suck the shit out of Trumps ass.

I’m remarkably jealous of my blind girlfriend right now.

Wait, you’re telling me I don’t get educated about International geo-political affairs by standing in the fire of a raid boss?

Then where did I get all my actual geo-political knowledge from? Reading? Education? Fuck off with that.

Hello, Police?

On a scale of 1-10, how not disabled are you?

It’s gold, Jerry. GOLD!