Damn, your wife got passed around!

You see Canadian flags in the US?

Or are you Canadian and are Americans bringing their diaper cloth into your country?

Of course, that jar of nut would be strapped down

No modern encryption, probably running SMTP, no spoofing prevention, no compatibility with modern protocols, could it even handle files bigger than 2Mb?

What? No!

The point is that it is impossible to have support of every single software you use in-house. So it is better to outsource it to companies who have specialized support on hand 24/7, and who have been solving those kinds of issues every single day of the year. They don’t need to flip through the documentation in order to solve it.

In companies, a problem that causes the entire company from being unable to generate profit for 24hours costs way more than a support contract.

Didn’t like how the line was going back in time

We can never be sure the EU isn’t being hijacked.

But we are sure Russia is trying their best to hijack us like the imperialist scum they are. So we are definitely going to hate on them. And anyone with ties to them can fuck off as well.

We have plenty of reason to hate Russia.

And it does not prevent us from hating on other imperialist war machines.

All of them can fuck right off.

Or they were just a bunch of old treadmills with defects and your second point is just a bad camera.

I remember this image from >10 years ago.

Pretty sure this image has existed for >10 years

Great, and how many of those you think exist?

And how many would we need to run the global water filtration systems?

Sure, but will there be enough of those to take care of the garbage everywhere in the world?

Nah, in Idiocracy, being smart is seen as evil. You get beaten up for reading books.

What we have is pseudointelligence. People who aren’t smart pretending like they are. That is why we have anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, climate change-deniers, alpha males, healing crystals, … All of them think they are smart and have hidden knowledge everyone else is lacking.

The fuck is an alabama?

You mean sambal?

Hanging up could just be a technical issue. That is what he would convince himself of at least.

Nah, you got to treat him like the toddler he is. Just turn around and put your fingers in your ears until you are sure he stopped talking.

Nah it would. But it would also cost 10 times as much as the disposable appliances.

They didn’t add that feature for you.

They added it so they can “keep track” and “improve the customer experience”.

Which basically boils down to tracking your usage and selling it to the highest bidder.

You mean those things that are 10x less efficient?

I too can build a wooden box that will last you multiple lifetimes. But it won’t keep your food cold.

But it is in the US?