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23 days agoIf I ever do watch them, it is purely to hate watch them
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Piss ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched Pee-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain…
– Dirt Owl replicant from the future


If I ever do watch them, it is purely to hate watch them


If you look after yourself, eat right and clean properly, your arsehole isn’t actually akin to a muddy WW1 trench.


Four naans!? Four? That’s insane.


Normally you get extra bread rolled up and served with it too, in my experience. I suppose you can ask for more, or just use a spoon.


You think they are going to read your cogent counter-argument?
All life is politics. Go play with your Legos, baby-man.