Suggested serving sizes have never been realistic. Manipulated by the manufacturer to make us think the food is lower in calories than it actually is.

In reality we all serve ourselves a fifth of a jar. List THOSE calories on the label please.

It is on topic because OOP wrote “prostrate.” Saddam Hussein is indeed laying prostrate.

Laying flat on your belly makes access to genitals rather tricky. There’s no way to justify OP’s spelling error. It cannot be forgiven.

I rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don’t even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5

But they’re both in separate prisons and never got to meet each other due to injuries & separate ambulances & police intervention. There’s no romance here.

I wonder if old-timey people could see through all the bullshit ads and came to their own logical conclusions about products. Or if they unwittingly let these ads permeate their consciousness, and let them dictate the purchases they made at the store 😕

We saw him riding his bike one day along the Venice Beach boardwalk all the way to Santa Monica pier, then he rode up ON the Santa Monica pier! Bikes aren’t allowed up there. I wonder if someone told him to stop 🛑

Haphazardly mixing upper & lowercase letters?

Drive 4 hours and fill a Costco cart with ten tons of merchandise and take a picture and upload it here. Then drive 4 hours back to where you came from. Do it. We’re depending on you.

Mouse head on my pillow. THAT’S love. I didn’t exactly love it. But I’ll never forget that was my kitty’s utmost display of his love & appreciation for me. He put it squarely in THE MIDDLE OF MY PILLOW 😱

Resplendent = attractive and impressive through being richly colorful or sumptuous.

Financially resplendent?

Resplendent isn’t the most suitable adjective for describing someone’s financial status.

But even if it was …

So he wants her to be 18-21 years old, blonde with huge breasts, and already wealthy? Why the hell would she need him if she’s already wealthy?

That’s why NASA conveniently lost all the video footage of the moon landing event, because they know we would laugh at how fake it looks if we could see it today.

That man & dog are proportionately sized like Atreyu & Falcor.

TL;DR That’s a disproportionately huge dog.

Anyone interested in history better start collecting actual tangible history books before they’re all destroyed, and read & learn from those books, before TPTB use computers & internet & ai to rewrite past history to change & omit past historical events for their own nefarious purposes.

Interesting how people so concerned with the welfare of their eternal soul in heaven according to the bible, have no regard for their physical health, choking down artery-clogging cheeseburgers & fries 🤔

Woooosh

His girlfriend Mary had a normal-sized bottom.

He might also be thinking about scaramouche or doing the fandango or Galileo or Beelzebub 🤷🏼‍♀️

But he’s clearly not in a room full of adults wearing matching lanyards discussing a PowerPoint presentation that will be forgotten by Tuesday. He’s laying in bed with his front-facing camera capturing himself from the least flattering angle possible.

But just look at those side-by-side photos. LOOK at em. The title is simply an objective observation. Nothing phobic about it. Especially since the quote was literally from a ftm trans person!