If only Christians centuries ago agreed on a basic statement that could define what is orthodox Christianity…

I do not consider those churches to be Christian. Their theology is significantly removed from orthoxy that it’s unrecognizable.

But even still, as with WSL, you can find some Christianity in there if you work really hard to find it.

Think about it a little more…

I like reading the comments from people that got the joke.

Sounds about right to me.

MacOS is Hillsong.

I can see that.

Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.

I’m aware.

That’s part of the joke.

I was really proud of a lot of these jokes by the way. Many are multi-layered.

To stick to the theme of my chart, since Unitarian Universalism is non-trinitarian it would likely need to be a Unix-like OS that isn’t Linux. I would give it OpenSolaris. (And that’s a compliment.)

Orthodox is Slackware because it’s the oldest Christian denomination and changes very slowly.

Arch is the denomination that is super proud of itself, despite being messed up for most people. OpenSuse is Baptist due to it’s general reliability and flexibility. ChromeOS is Southern Baptist because it’s barely recognizable as Linux.

Judaism is Unix.