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minus-squareisleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 day agoPlease. You don’t use exercise to lose weight. That’s what bootleg weight loss drugs are for.
minus-squarevodka@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoYes, please go buy peptides on aliexpress for this
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoI went with the knock-off tidepods to save a bit. Should be close enough.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoWhat is wrong with good old-fashioned cocaine?
minus-squareKaligalis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoPervitin® is better for boring housework.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoYes but what would you recommend for fighting cops?
minus-squareKaligalis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·41 minutes agoStill Pervitin®. It was good enough for the Blitzkrieg. It will be good enough for the revolution.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI’m skeptical it works for me, but I suppose I’m open to being proven wrong.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoNo, no, no. Peptides are to magically speed up healing of random damage in your body by orders of magnitude! They’ll help you add weight, because you’re building muuuuuscle!
Please. You don’t use exercise to lose weight. That’s what bootleg weight loss drugs are for.
You got it, boss
Yes, please go buy peptides on aliexpress for this
I went with the knock-off tidepods to save a bit. Should be close enough.
What is wrong with good old-fashioned cocaine?
Pervitin® is better for boring housework.
Yes but what would you recommend for fighting cops?
Still Pervitin®. It was good enough for the Blitzkrieg. It will be good enough for the revolution.
I’m skeptical it works for me, but I suppose I’m open to being proven wrong.
No, no, no. Peptides are to
magicallyspeed up healing of random damage in your body by orders of magnitude! They’ll help you add weight, because you’re building muuuuuscle!