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minus-squareDaMummy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up184·1 month agoDon’t joke about that stuff. There’s literally people who live in America right now. Send thoughts and prayers.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65·1 month agoThe worst part is that if they die in america, they die in real life!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoThat’s ridiculous. I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence and a superiority complex.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoYou’d think so but no, they say it’s because the place is cursed, something about it being built on an indian burial ground or something
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago*Including burying those first Americans first.
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month ago I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence Ugh, I think my fever dream is bugged.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoHave you tried turning it off and on again?
minus-squareAsoFiafia@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 days agoDon’t be daft. When an American dies their body is rearranged in the physical matrix and their consciousness is respawned elsewhere in the digital matrix. How else do you think that country keeps spawning so many new slaves to their machine?
minus-squareEngywook@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoYeah. Thoughts and prayers will surely help a lot. Food is going to magically appear on their tables. You vote idiot politicians and you get idiotic political choices. Now, that’s a surprise.
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agowell if only we could turn water into wine (and a snek into a loaf of bread or some shit?)
minus-squareEngywook@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI’d prefer a wheat beer, tbh, but a good red wine is ok.
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoturn bushels into barrels then, fine by me.
Don’t joke about that stuff. There’s literally people who live in America right now. Send thoughts and prayers.
The worst part is that if they die in america, they die in real life!
That’s ridiculous. I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence and a superiority complex.
You’d think so but no, they say it’s because the place is cursed, something about it being built on an indian burial ground or something
*Including burying those first Americans first.
Ugh, I think my fever dream is bugged.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Don’t be daft. When an American dies their body is rearranged in the physical matrix and their consciousness is respawned elsewhere in the digital matrix. How else do you think that country keeps spawning so many new slaves to their machine?
Yeah. Thoughts and prayers will surely help a lot. Food is going to magically appear on their tables.
You vote idiot politicians and you get idiotic political choices. Now, that’s a surprise.
well if only we could turn water into wine (and a snek into a loaf of bread or some shit?)
I’d prefer a wheat beer, tbh, but a good red wine is ok.
turn bushels into barrels then, fine by me.