We didn’t call them influencers, but people like Glenn Beck and Billy Graham were absolutely influencers. My parents whole church hung on their every word, so you really can’t say everybody knew to ignore it either lol.

Nah, back then you bought a microphone and broadcast your conspiracies via Citizen Band radio.

That is clearly a crystal with a ring of facets around the middle

I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence

Ugh, I think my fever dream is bugged.

Wendy’s does it like that, and Burger King has a little conveyor belt and the patty gets blasted with fire as it goes through.

It’s a cat face. You add a greater than sign (>:3) and jesus christ, it’s a lion, get in the car

I’ve not figured out the Mullvad/Mr Resetti connection yet

Hey, it’s 80% of reported violent crime. We’re just better at it and don’t get caught, obvs.