Strawberry lemonade kombucha
Chilled SilkTM Coconut Milk
Cucumber agua fresca is more refreshing than literally anything else on earth. The mana of life, the human hummingbird fuel, the good bright green stuff
Kombucha is pretty good.
Gamer girl pee
A bit colder than lukewarm water
That Russian сок birch sap drink. It’s super hard to find in Canada but nothing hits me quite the same way.
Root-beer float made with with mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Who hurt you
Grape soda and chocolate ice cream float.
People who hate mint ice cream and decide to make it my problem.
Orange juice for me. Doesn’t leave the weird, filmy texture in my mouth that any other flavored drink does.
cold water
cold water
Nothing beats cold water after doing something physically intensive.
Arnold Palmer with fresh homemade lemonade and homemade sun tea
The blood of my enemies mixed with some fresh orange juice.
Bloody Gary
Depends. Hard labor on a hot day? Water.
Chilling in the shade? Lemonade.
When I need to fight brain fog? Coffee/Oolong
When I hate myself? Soda.
Home brew iced tea with a splash of lemonade. Lil Arny Palmer action!
Ooh, I once mixed Captain Morgan Coconut Rum with pineapple Fanta and the result was quite refreshing!
Sparkling water
Which one?
Ice-cold Vöslauer Superprickelnd was the best I’ve had. I’ve never seen it in the States, but most generic sparkling water from the supermarket will do.
I like the german one with super high magnesium
Austria has been scamming people with bottled water for at least 150 years now.




