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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days ago

Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought

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Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days ago

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You won’t get any time off though, and will still have to go into work.

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Eh, you were never gonna retire anyway. Thanks trump.

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