so, uhh, in flat earth theory, what exactly is underneath the earth? Where does the water go in the ocean? is there some kind of glass wall holding the water on top of the earth? JFC, people are fucking stupid.

do you even password manager?

boil ‘em, mash em’, put 'em in a stew

meanwhile, I have like 3 keys. Car key, two front door keys.

Don’t forget Old Copilot and New Copilot!

might i suggest adoption? There are lots of kids who need a home. Just a thought :)

I think with the cost of living, wars etc, the world population will begin to slow, then eventually lower. With or without a one/two child policy. Shit fucking sucks and I think people won’t be be able to afford kids soon. I am just grasping at straws here, and this is just personal opinion.

Apple did it first /j

I ask the same thing about the $100 note here. why? I don’t believe I’ve ever had a $100 note. it’s not stocked in tills at shops, i don’t even know if I have ever seen one in person. WHY?

“I’m stepping down as Pres! I realised I’m a piece of shit that can’t run shit!”

“april fools!”

remember, these are the same type of people who waited over an hour to go into Uvalde, while the killer was killing people. They don’t give a fuck about you.

I live in Australia, so the only exposure to american cops i have is TV shows and YT vidya. Australian police are mostly okay. but American cops, fuck them.

umm, do support workers count? If so, yesterday. If not, well, no fucking idea. probably years. I have next to no one in my life. Just SWs

i had a job in IT where NOTHING happened. I basically just went on reddit all day. This was over a decade ago. I worked on maybe 1-2 tickets a WEEK. It was a very well paying job. I literally just went on reddit all day. it was great. I regret giving that job up.

eh, in some places, “concealing items” is illegal, even if you intended to pay. I believe that’s the case in florida. If you hide items, that in itself is an illegal act. I recommend not doing this.

they started scanning dockets when you leave shops here. They scan it, so if someone tries this, it will flag them and they will investigate.

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yeah, and besides, we’re all Hannah Montanna Linux bros. GTFO if not HML

I was in tech for more than a decade. I will NEVER go back to it. It’s life sucking shit piled on more shit.

are you sure you don’t want spyware in your house? Are you sure you don’t want new shinies?! daddy oligarchs told me that was the most important thing in life.

yeah, no matter their points, they still killed people. Fuck 'em.