TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoHey... so, uh, whatcha doin' in there?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1200
arrow-up1200imageHey... so, uh, whatcha doin' in there?lemmy.worldTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square22linkfedilink
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoCan I join you? Would that be okay? I’ll just sit down here in the passenger seat, and relax a bit. Whatcha watchin’ there?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month agoPorn. And I was trying to masturbate in peace. And could you please get out of my car?
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoBut he just wants to help out.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoAm I being the asshole here? Maybe I’m being unfair.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoPut the phone up on the dash. I do you, you do me. It doesn’t need to be weird. Don’t make it weird. Shhhh.
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou can continue. I will be quiet and watch my podcast. I need to catch up on my educational podcasts with Michael Stevens & Hannah Fry.
Can I join you? Would that be okay? I’ll just sit down here in the passenger seat, and relax a bit. Whatcha watchin’ there?
Porn. And I was trying to masturbate in peace. And could you please get out of my car?
But he just wants to help out.
Am I being the asshole here? Maybe I’m being unfair.
Put the phone up on the dash. I do you, you do me. It doesn’t need to be weird. Don’t make it weird. Shhhh.
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You can continue. I will be quiet and watch my podcast. I need to catch up on my educational podcasts with Michael Stevens & Hannah Fry.