Water is the universal solvent, not the universal solution
Need power? Boil it.
Literally my job. Boil water and spin magnets.
That tells us exactly nothing about your job.
Nurse? Cook? Physics professor?
I do the same. I boil water and spin turbines. Nuclear plant operator.
This guy gets it. Nat gas, 2 and 6 oil here. I’d like to work nuke once my state adopts it.
But you can only cleanse heretics in fire for some reason
gotta put out the fire eventually. water.
Tired of a person? Drown them.
But that one guy we’re all tired of keeps declining my invitations to go boating or swimming with him. What do?
Pool party.
Hm… That might actually work, as long as I tell him that underage girls will be there.
My favorite use for water is those 3 times I went to a bondage club in Japanese occupied Uruguay in 1983 and they tied my boner up and used a water flosser as a sounding rod on me for 4 hours and 12 minutes.
They did it for exactly 4 hours and 12 minutes each of the 3 times you went there?
Or is 4 hours and 12 minutes the cumulative time added up over all 3 sessions?
Exactly 4h12m each time. I bring timers everywhere I go on account of my neurology.
Why that precise time then? Was that a standard business unit in Japanese occupied Uruguay in 1983?
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But what do I do with the body?
Is there deep body of water nearby? Tie weights or put rocks in their pockets. Leave the fish to clean up the evidence
