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minus-squareArghblarg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up19·8 days agoHe could’ve just peed into a jug instead, and then turned that into wine, right? I mean, it’s mostly water.
minus-squareAkasazh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoI saw this comic once where Jesus could turn that water into wine, thereby effectively killing people.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoWhat a way to go though… drunk AF and a great story to tell in the afterlife about how you died. :-P
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoWonder what they would have called Data? Still ugly, of course, but he’s certainly not a bag of mostly water!
minus-squarewolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoAre you sure that his bodily systems aren’t heat-sunk with water as a coolant?
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoPossible, although it’s never been revealed. He’s always looked very dry when opened up.
minus-squarewolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoTrue, though any engineer capable of the delicate manufacture of a positronic brain should be a master of cable management.
minus-squarebrsrklf@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 days agoIf Jesus turns the water in wine to wine, what do you get?
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 days agoDon’t be silly, Jesus didn’t pee, he was the lamb of God. Or some stupid shit.
He could’ve just peed into a jug instead, and then turned that into wine, right? I mean, it’s mostly water.
So are people…
I saw this comic once where Jesus could turn that water into wine, thereby effectively killing people.
What a way to go though… drunk AF and a great story to tell in the afterlife about how you died. :-P
Wonder what they would have called Data? Still ugly, of course, but he’s certainly not a bag of mostly water!
Are you sure that his bodily systems aren’t heat-sunk with water as a coolant?
Possible, although it’s never been revealed. He’s always looked very dry when opened up.
True, though any engineer capable of the delicate manufacture of a positronic brain should be a master of cable management.
For that matter, so is wine …
If Jesus turns the water in wine to wine, what do you get?
Brandy?
Stronger wine
Wine-ception.
event horizon
Don’t be silly, Jesus didn’t pee, he was the lamb of God. Or some stupid shit.