Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoJapanese masturbatory aid and insect repellent companies collab on a new productsoranews24.comexternal-linkmessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1177
arrow-up1177external-linkJapanese masturbatory aid and insect repellent companies collab on a new productsoranews24.comSundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square26linkfedilink
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 days agoSo… I mean, is the “masturbatory aid” also some sort of ointment? Are we talking lubes here, or something a bit harder? Or, wait! Maybe the insect repellent is like a bug zapper? The mind reels. Flypaper?
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 days agoIt’s just a bug repellent in a container shaped like a masturbation aid. They’re not actually combining products.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 days agoLike a Bug Repellant Dildo.
So… I mean, is the “masturbatory aid” also some sort of ointment? Are we talking lubes here, or something a bit harder?
Or, wait! Maybe the insect repellent is like a bug zapper? The mind reels.
Flypaper?
It’s just a bug repellent in a container shaped like a masturbation aid. They’re not actually combining products.
Like a Bug Repellant Dildo.
Party poopers.