Just wait til she shits on your lawn though
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Who’s a good girl!!! Yeah you! You’re the goodest girl! Yes you are!!!
OP scratches gf behind her ears, puts her outside, fucks the dog.
Yes! That’s exactly what we… wait.
WOAH WOAH WOAH SLOW DOWN
Yeah the dog doesn’t like it too fast.
The dog in question:
I would unironically love it if my wife would bust out a chocolate telling me “whos a good boy?”.
I will wash the dishes for that.
Unironically good advice though.
Some relationship experts recommend taking elements of treating your SO more like pets, because we are way more patient towards them, understand and reciprocate their needs for affection better, and don’t expect them to perfect.
This is completely reasonable.
It makes too much sense to be a shit post.It’s just healthy adaptation. They care for their partner so they found a way to meet their partner’s needs that isn’t overly burdensome.
I just do the things to her that I do to my dog, because I love my dog more.
Ah, I see — we’re calling this healthy now.
