Washing hands is overrated. It only leads to a weaker immune system.
Shit, for bonus protection, lick handrails in public.
This is very bad advice for cold weather.
Lucky for me, I’m not cold weather.
Real men rub shit into their open wounds
I didn’t know RFK Jr was on Lemmy.
Had an micro teacher a long time ago at community college where 90% of his students were in healthcare career tracks. He told us when we’re home to roll in the dirt, eat food straight off the vine after a quick polish with your shirt and for the most part only wash our hands after the toilet and before eating / prepping food or anything specifically medical like wound care or putting on contracts and that you should basically never use hand sanitizer at home. …then at work you wash your hands every time you touch pretty much anything. Said that was the key to a strong immune system.
Not to mention weaker social circle. :)
Easier to dominate.
Scared of Apples, that was unexpected and funny as hell.
Prescribes the weakest painkiller in the world for every malady
Or conversely, gets a third of the population hooked on opioids and ruins their lives
Modern American doctors vs. Modern European doctors
This opium-cannabis-arsenic tincture will make you feel much better in no time.
What kind do they give to malord?
A slap on the ass on the way out the door
I sat in a German emergency room for about eight hours total with a broken eye socket and radius for initial diagnosis and treatment a couple of years ago, and the only inquiry into my ability to manage the pain was one doctor asking if I had paracetamol at home right before I left. When I said I did, the doctor nodded and left the room.
In fairness to them, it was a Sunday and they wanted to do a full scan of my head (it wasn’t an MRI and I don’t think it was an X-ray, but I don’t remember what it was called- it looked like an MRI machine, just giant) and I needed to have a bunch of different types of doctor check me out. I was also able to manage the pain and didn’t actually need painkillers, but I was really surprised they didn’t at least check in about it.
It was a CT, basically a 3D X-ray.
Better take your ladies to another doctor!
1619:
- learned their trade on corpses stolen from graveyards
- collaborates with alchemists and exorcists
- pay what you can, takes 10 minutes to either cure you or kill you
2019:
- might be able to see you 10 months from now in a virtual visit
- “your insurance probably won’t cover that!”
TBF the current administration is trying really hard to bring back the plague.
If you find that mask phallic I’m a little concerned.
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Were the masks really phallic? More like a bird’s beak.
And I seem to recall there being a practical purpose too. Something about stuffing it with something to overcome the smell of putrid death.
