Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Jesus didn’t rise from the dead for a dumb pedophile to curse for the entire world to observe. Ridiculous!

Ah you too spoke fluent computer?

The fuck you trying to say?

Heed now good sirs, for I am The Analihilator. The punisher of this realm. I penetrate deep in the bowels of the darkest unknown and slay all thee that dare come art thou.

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WELCOME! You’ve got mail!

Imagine this: You’re a dirty rotten billionaire. Look what you can do with your miniscule billions if you had just 10 of them.

With $10 billion, if you invested it to generate a conservative 5% annual return, you could spend roughly $1.37 million per day ($500 million a year) without ever touching the principal. If you didn’t invest it, you could spend over $100,000 daily for roughly 274 years.

These assholes just love hoarding the wealth and anything else they can so long as you peasants don’t get any of it. Instead, think of wealth this way in that it is like fertilizer, if you spread it around evenly everything grows nicely and beautiful. If you hoard that shit, it stinks something awful.

Fuck tech bros, fuck billionaires, fuck the elite; they’re destroying this world and the 99% of us’ way of life because of their greed.

Comparatively, fuel in Hong Kong is about $4/litre which is about $15/gallon… so count your lucky stars and stripes you warmongering fools.

It all does it for me… glasses, no glasses… Who gives a shit?

Actually, keep the glasses on. It works.

A machine that emits a continuous humming sound because it was poorly and cheaply engineered and made in China. Mike Lazaridis could explain it better and fix it.

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A few of the dumbest criminals in the world! I’m not entirely sure if Just Dance can be implemented in any grand scale crime these other doofus fucks are committing, but I’m sure he’s got more than a few skeletons in his closet. He’s the biggest sellout to a weird sex predator cult ever.

Good to know! I’ve never bought it in any capacity, I am sure I’ve heard that sentiment about the ‘beer’ way back in it’s heyday, as well. I’m just in it for the accent.

Sorry if you were going to retire this year.

This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!

God dammit.

I love deleted by creator!

Snorting park benches where 80 of my closest friends have sit, no cocaine.

Got dayum Paul Rudd has changed. Did he do a reverse Michael Jackson or summin?

This is the most Australian argument I’ve read, I even read it in my best Australian accent.

Some of my inspiration for my internal Australian accent include:

“Fosters, Australian for beer!”

“That’s not a knife, THIS is knife!”

“I’m dry as a dead dingo’s donger”