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This hurts me. The term is ‘yoked’ as in strong as an ox that can bear a yoke, not ‘yolked’ as in somehow related to egg slime. Hugging gorillas is very wholesome though.
Yolked because of all the albumin
Also being able to open that one pickle jar without the neighbor kid laughing at me.
That won’t work. That guy is going to get his arms ripped off.
What a fucking idiot.
There are no known cases of Gorillas attacking humans.
But humans attacking gorillas and getting their organs ripped out are a different story.
He’s got a hug!
Dicks out for Harambe!
Ha. Nice. What is interesting about that scenario is the human would be loading up on protein (probably meat based diet) and working hard to gain that, and the gorillas sit around eating a vegetarian diet and have massive muscle mass just because.
gorillas sit around eating a vegetarian diet and have massive muscle mass just because they metabolize different kinds of protein MUCH more effectively than humans do and also are much more physically active than the average human
Fixed it for you.
This would, of course, change if said gorilla had to sit at a desk for 40 hours a week.
But what if the gorillas stopped sitting around and actually worked to build muscle mass? We’ve never actually seen a gorilla that was trying to get as big and as strong as he could.
So yolked! I bet he drives a souped-up car!
Or that he beats his wife with a whisk.
too far? too far.
