• illusionist@lemmy.zip
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    4 months ago

    Ubuntu is the tinfoil hat guy who believes weird stuff but people still follow her because she is loud

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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      4 months ago

      I was thinking Ubuntu is the one who follows people around and steps on the heels of their shoes while they walk, but has loads of “friends” because they have money.

  • N.E.P.T.R@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 months ago

    Alpine is minimal. That kid would show up in one piece pajamas because it serves the job of pants, shirt, underwear, and sweater+hood (if it comes with a hood).

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      4 months ago

      I think Slackware would be more:

      Sits in the back of the room quietly working, well wearing a three piece plaid suit and smoking a pipe. Depending on the day the pipe may contain tobacco, marijuana, and/or mushrooms. Still uses a slide ruler because its stable tech.

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    3 months ago

    Linux Mint: Smart and polite just as his brother Ubuntu, but unlike him don’t eat trash food and wash regularly, so everyone in class actually prefer him for the study session.

    EndeavourOs : The Arch GF. Smart, funny and have a good effect calming Arch worst behavior.

    VoidOs: There never was a kid with this name in class. Never. And you can’t prove nothing.

    TempleOs: Ɉ̵̣̻͛͝ʜ̷̳̻̑̏ǝ̵̞̘͛̽ ̷̢̗̋̒ɔ̷͍̌̍͜ô̷̻̦̕b̸̝̲͗͋ǝ̶̭͇̉̃ ̶͈̫͆͒i̸̢̺͗̏ƨ̴͕̥̿̅ ̴̜̤̍̂l̶͖̭̂͋i̸͇̺͂̿ʇ̷̡̦̍̾ǝ̶̞̺̃͘,̵̲̖͋̇ ̴̺̻̀͒Ɉ̷͖̠͋͐ʜ̵̭̤̃̇ǝ̷̳̻̍͗ ̴̗̼̈́͘ɔ̴̜͔͋͑ṓ̸̳ͅb̷̢̻͛̔ǝ̶̳͍̏̏ ̷̟̩́̚ī̸͖̦͐ƨ̶̤̫̎̓ ̵̧̘̓̓ɿ̸̞͙͑͆ǝ̵̼͔̇͆ɒ̵̨̦̎̌l̵̢͖͒̽ì̷̖̤̾Ɉ̵̢̹͛͠γ̸̹̖̉̊ ̶̧̬͆͠ǐ̷̖̘̿Ɉ̸̱̙̋͐ƨ̵͚̳͗̏ǝ̶̠̙̀͛l̴̝̞̔̑ʇ̴͕͉̉́

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    manjaro also frequently steps on his own glasses and can’t see without them.

    alpine should have some minimalist edc stuff but nothing fancy and doesn’t do anything else that stands out

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    4 months ago

    Poor OpenSuse. The exchange student. Pivotal to the group project. Everybody loves them when their arpund but no one mentions them