• FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website
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    2 months ago

    He’ll be found guilty in a civil lawsuit and then much later gets attested in Vegas while trying to get back some of his memorabilia at gunpoint. For which he will be getting an unusually high sentence. All the while he will write books claiming he will find the guy who really did it.

  • Wilco@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    Hopefully copycats. If defending ourselves from these horrid companies becomes a legal precedent then it is officially open season.

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      2 months ago

      Back of the head suicide, style? Lone wolf/mentally ill/fall guy? Or straight up, unambiguous, assination?

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        2 months ago

        Before he’s set for release, they’ll put him in a cell with someone already serving a life sentence. Another jailhouse killing.

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          I would watch a sitcom about Luigi, and the series starts off with him being found not guilty. So they lock him in with a guy doing life. Their idea is to release him in 40 days. They think the life sentence guy will kill him. They assumed thats what would happen.

          Instead he and his cell mate become lifelong friends, and the style of the show changes from gritty and dramatic, to being shot like an 80s NBC sitcom, with a studio audience.

          Except it takes place in a comedy version of a jail. And it starts and ends every episode the same way. They wake up in their cell, and they go to sleep in their cell.

          Cue the freezeframe, roll credits, as a studio audience gives forced applause that kind of drags, and you can tell some guy is waving his arms like “CLAP LOUDER!!!” and they’re all just thinking “how long do we have to clap???”

  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    he’ll be swept up by ice for existing, spend 3 weeks in a Totally-Not-Concentration-Camp™ before being deported via airdrop to somewhere in the middle of the Sahara, to far from towns and travel routes to get help before dying of exposure.

    While the Bought-And-Paid-For media spin it as a win for americans by dealing with a “Terrorist” that the “Woke Justice System” let go for woke wokeness reasons.

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    2 months ago

    he’ll probably kill someone again. the judge was wrong to not allow a MH conviction to go forward, but ultimately that puts the jury in the position to let out a seriously mental ill murderer with no consequences or not.

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          2 months ago

          All of the time? He allegedly did one murder. Plenty of mentally stable people only do the one. Don’t be ridiculous.

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            2 months ago

            Plenty of mentally stable people only do the one.

            If your only definition of “mentally stable” is “they don’t murder again”, then I guess you could make that argument, but it is ok to just acknowledge the fact that murder is not a healthy behavior. Like you don’t have to fight fact on that one. It’s just a known truth about the human condition. You can want Luigi out while acknowledging that murder is unhealthy and wrong.

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              2 months ago

              Prosecutors hate this one trick! No murderer is competent to stand trial due to being mentally unstable! What’s their diagnosis? Who knows! Who’s your expert witness? Some random asshole on lemmy? Perfect!