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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them

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FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
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    So is this implying that ICE is OK with same sex dating, or that there are no female ICE agents?

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      they might need to follow fbi’s lead on relaxing hiring standards. then they can just keep it ‘in house’

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        Oh, no, they both have very different ideas of what to do to a dog.

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          Kash knows exactly what to do with dogs, right down to each breed.

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            “Dog breeds? I sure hope it does” -Kash, on all fours

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          Does it need to be one or the other?

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            Rfk has joined the chat

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              he prefers to study animal carcasses, and children who had measles.

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        you mean keep it in the dog house. also farm animals too.

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      Yes

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      Yeah, you gotta suck eachother’s. At least that’s what I would do in a situation like that. Or any other situation too. It feels great. So do it.

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