Why don’t Baptists have sex standing up? They’re worried it might lead to dancing.

All books can be indecent books,

though recent books are bolder,

for filth - I’m glad to say -

is in the mind of the beholder.

When correctly viewed,

everything is lewd

I can tell you things about Peter Pan,

and the Wizard of Oz, there’s a dirty old man.

Wasn’t Pious the 252nd president of christianity?