Side note, never put one up your ass. Ask er people why. If you do, go to the hospital and do the walk of shame. Do not remove yourself.
I disagree with doing the Walk of Shame. That has got to hurt like hell and they have these chairs with these wheelie dealies on them. Do the, uh, Spin of Scandal? Yeah that’s a thing
It’s too dangerous to pull it out. Just drink some water and swallow it.
Yeah, what would Shrek do
Practice with a plastic one first then you can move onto glass.
But, if you can’t put it in your mouth, where can you put it?
Into the socket it belongs.
I was bored.
Haha, the perfect setup
SkillSkull issue.Instructions too clear - Lightbulb stuck in mouth
So uhhh… anybody done this?
If you have to move your jaw to an uncomfortable position for anything, it’s a bad idea. That said, a lightbulb should be pretty simple… for a SLUT!
Mhhhhuuummhhheeeemmmphhppmmmmaaaa
Don’t stick beans up your nose
Make me
I’ve picked Lego bricks out of my kids nose with tweezers. Twice.
Lego bricks have tweezable surfaces not every bean does.
You’d be better off just mushing the bean and letting it decompose
One time i put m&ms up my nose, where they stayed for several minutes until my dad panicked thinking i was having a nose bleed.
At least it wasn’t seeds
What about moths?
Spiders are best.
Instructions unclear, stuck it up my butt instead.
Surely you can just unscrew it out?
I want to make one out of sugar
Someone breaks into your house and you eat a fucking lightbulb to assert dominance.
That… Sugar glass is not that hard to make. It’s sound different tho
I wouldn’t rob that house if I had the largest gang with me! (The police department)
DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE
I clicked expecting some blurred gore, and instead was hit with a heavy wave of nostalgia. Completely forgot this existed!
But what about this?
