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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Horrible bruise from being hit by a baseball

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Horrible bruise from being hit by a baseball

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    I thought I was looking at an ass for a second

    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world
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      Thanks for this comment, so did I until I looked more closely

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    Blink twice if Mrs. Baseball is in the room with you now.

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    Im gonna be real i thought this was a saggy old butt in very bad shape at first glance

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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      His armpit looks like it shit itself

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        A bath might be advisable when you’ve got dingleberries in your armpits 😅

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Yowza, fuck.

    Hope nothing fractured.

    Just… yeeesh. Dang.

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    Hit ya where the good lord split ya

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    I thought that was an ass after a spanking at first.

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      Thats one hell of a spanking!

  • Malyca@lemmy.zip
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    Was it one of those automatic machines turned to 11?

  • jobbies@lemmy.zip
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    Right on the ring piece

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    I played baseball as a teen. On third, got hit by the ball right above my right eyebrow. Had it been an adult at bat, it would have probably cracked my skull. On me for not paying attention, but that was also the last time I played baseball.

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      Where was your helmet?

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        In the dugout. No helmets when you’re fielding. Maybe corner infielders should wear helmets, they’re the most exposed of any fielder to line drives, but they don’t.

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        Fielders don’t wear helmets

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          We sure did when I was playing.

    • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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      😬

      Don’t think I’d wanna play baseball after that either 😅

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    This community is basically just r/all haha

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    That’ll teach you to catch it next time. This is how we learn.

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    Call that a ball?

    Bowls a cricket ball

    That’s a ball.

    • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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      Jai alai steps into the chat…

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    I can feel this image and its making me cringe. Yikes I hope you feel better.

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    Is that your groin? Did you pull into yourself like a turtle?

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    It sure is, Bub.

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