These posts genuinely brighten my day a little bit. You’re cool, nycto. You’re cool. I was gonna tag you as “uplifting spongebob memes” but you’re already tagged as “shitposter supreme” so imma leave it
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They’re not, but you can rep farm without there being a system generated total. Reputation is a thing that lives our heads.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Horrible bruise from being hit by a baseball
15·2 days agoIn the dugout. No helmets when you’re fielding. Maybe corner infielders should wear helmets, they’re the most exposed of any fielder to line drives, but they don’t.
Obligatory

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Don't be so quick to judge
24·3 days agoI think that means you raised the GDP of your block by 500x. You two make a pretty good team! You should both get some kind of medal for driving such economic growth.
Edit: hang on a second, is your landlord Larry Ellison?
Stealing and spending cash is theft. Stealing and using a credit card is theft plus fraud. The sketchy guy I bought weed from in high school taught me many life lessons but the most important one is this: don’t break the law unless you have to, but if you do have to, break only one law at a time. Of course, he got arrested, but that itself taught me not to get involved with organized crime and not to sell drugs out of your landlord’s house. Ray was a smart guy.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Future Problems [Ryan Rds.]
1·5 days agoIf you think about it any food that is extruded could be 3d printed
Where’s my 3d pasta printer. Where’s my bronze nozzle.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When you can’t upload an image to Lemmy, is it…
14·7 days agoI found the extra pixels, I trust you can add them back in yourself

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Is this sufficiently advanced technology?
10·7 days agoStructure and Interpretation of Computer Programs is often called “the wizard book.” Not because Abelson et al believed computers were actually magic but rather because there’s a wizard on the cover and they compare the act of programming to spellcasting, giving instructions to the allegorical beings that live in the hardware. It certainly feels like magic.
The take on the left doesn’t understand reality, and the take in the middle doesn’t understand fun. The take on the right is trying to have fun but is spoken by someone who understands the take in the middle is the literal truth. If the person with the take on the right actually believes computers are magic then they’re actually on the left no matter how much they work with computers.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Ratatouille is at a low point rn
5·7 days agonot quite. attached is a reference for identifying corn. please reach out if you have any further questions.

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sad man makes shitty posts, and shitty comments
5·8 days agoi was scared for a moment that that would be a screenshot of my profile
Edit: with added context, ew, I rescind my self deprecating joke. i don’t hate myself enough to compare myself to that
damn perhaps we should do something about the underlying socioeconomic problems that cause homelessness and antisocial behavior. No? just shuffle them around some more? oh, okay.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What's your excuse for the current state of affairs?
2·8 days agoI believe your faith is misplaced but I appreciate your kind words all the same
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Harlow's monkey experiments
3·8 days agoScience can be a bummer sometimes
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What's your excuse for the current state of affairs?
2·8 days agoi kinda suck tbqh
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•massively hyped up durians to my folks for their trip but they don't know about the smell. should I tell them or surprise them?
7·8 days agoDefinitely tell them. You would want someone to tell you.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol
65·9 days agoyou know what? you’re right, I really shouldn’t be browsing Lemmy at work
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Tesseract Dev (AdmiralPatrick) RageQuits Lemmy with Final Goodbye Message (and hid a DDOS script on his page)
3·9 days agoInterestingly I fill the same niche here as I did in the IRL BH ward, which is checking in voluntarily for personal reasons and realizing that I am fairly sane, comparatively speaking, and probably could have saved a lot of money by just taking a vacation before I burned out.
The use of color here is brilliant. I love the design of these comics.