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aarch0x40@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

US man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches fundraiser for enlargement surgery

www.theguardian.com

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US man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches fundraiser for enlargement surgery

www.theguardian.com

aarch0x40@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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Michael Phillips, who says he has a 0.38in member, wrote that he needed procedure to improve his ability to urinate
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    Joking aside, what a rotten bit of genetic luck with which to get saddled. Best of luck, guy.

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      He’s about halfway there:

      https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-michael-get-micropenis-enlargement-surgery

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        Wait…penis enlargement surgery EXISTS??? Why don’t all men know about this??? Hang on guys, I’m going to find out what the largest penis in history has been…and then I’m getting TRIPLE that size!!!

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          The real question is, why isn’t this covered by Medicaid?!

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          It’s my understanding that it’s more of a last case scenario kind of thing, like, most guys don’t want to have surgery on their penis and it can also have complications too.

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          Rumor is that’s what happened to Elon’s dick. Botched enlargement surgery.

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          The surgery went a success but as a complication you can no longer get a boner.

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          I would say it’s probably not worth it just because you will most likely have sensory loss and erectile dysfunction which for most would be worse than the problem its self. Theres more risks as well, but those alone sound like a nope from me.

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          It exists, but the complications are prohibitive for someone that isn’t hit with disability level malformation. Plus, there’s a limit to what it can do

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          There is a ligament that can be relocated to make a flaccid penis appear larger, but there is no enlargement surgery.

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            There are implants. Men are getting some gnarly complications like ED, infections.

            https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/penis-implant-lawsuit-penuma/

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          /uj some of us are happy with what we got. Also there is a things as too big. I don’t want to hurt my partner.

          /rj you sure you want 3 Steven Millers on your crotch?

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