I’m at a friend’s place and the cat keeps bringing in dead (or half-dead) animals into the house. It’s my understanding that cats think we are big, helpless kittens that don’t know how to hunt. Hence, they think they are doing us a favour.
It seems like a few mice actually escaped and found refuge in some walls in the house, so these “presents” are actually more than just annoying (and smelly if the dead animal ends up behind the couch).
brb growing male cat balls
Would that count as a ma(l)e(ca)t ball(s) sub?
Yes it isn’t spelled right but it’s so close to an excellent pun I had to do it
I t(h)ought I w(a)s (ha)ving (a) stroke
Sorry, I didn’t know how else to show dropping letters…
Oh and I just realized I did it backwards, lmao
It was a poor attempt at meat ball sub… Like the sandwich…
Bro, I got your joke. That’s why I responded with my own, making sure to indicate the letters h-a-h-a-a, spelling out “hahaa.” When doing so, I did the pattern in the reverse order that you did- so instead of putting the dropped letters in parentheses, I put the hahaa in the parentheses.
Nah you’re good, lol. I spent a lot of time in the sun today, so it took a bit to process