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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even

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he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even

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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    Hi, I’m calling about your slut warranty…

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      It’s 12 pm. Do you know where your slut is?

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          Fucking love you. Thank you for making laugh today. It has been hard this month.

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            Right back at you dude. I hope the rest of your month and year go better. Let me know if there’s anything i can do to help (i’m near San Francisco)

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              Thank you. You saying that is plenty. Knowing stranger cares helps a lot. Plus, you made my partner laugh her ass off, too. You are an awesome opossum.

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                i mean we’ve both been on the fediverse a while, we’re not that much strangers anymore :3

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                  That’s true. Now I feel welcomed lol. You are just a ball of good vibes.

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                    I’m a musician. It’s my job :3

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