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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment

www.independent.co.uk

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‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment

www.independent.co.uk

cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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The US agency has reminded travelers about the strict rules for carrying liquids in a carry-on bag
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    You ranch people are disgusting and lack taste and class, there I said it. Sincerely, a non obese american.

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      Smells like foot, looks like speckled spoiled mayonnaise.

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      Shit dude I’m a fat ass and I won’t even touch ranch dressing. That stuff is gross.

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      Yessss, but boi is it fun

      • teyrnon@sh.itjust.works
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        Ha ha ha, nice. I love pigs. I stopped buying pork a decade back I like them so much, with a few regressions to be honest but I am trying.

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          Good on ya!

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      Wow you’re so much better than everyone else. I hope your day gets better. Seek help if you need it. There’s public services if you cannot afford professional care.

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        Oh shit, you are attacking me for the glory of ranch, Fuck you.
        Gross.

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        Found the pig fucker, you.

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      Blue cheese masterrace?

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