1996: Can you imagine what life will be like 30 years from now?
2026: “Sign into your toaster using your Facebook account.”
If you were dumb enough to buy a toaster with a touch screen then I refuse to feel any level sympathy, you’re an idiot and you deserve to suffer.
Based
I wonder if there’s a smart setting marked “bathtub.”
The only smart toaster that I want.
I’d rather take an electrical cable off a fan, strip the insulation and very carefully plug it in and lay some bread on the exposed copper than get a “smart” toaster.
Too many people trying to reinvent the wheel by incorporating smart technology into everything. If it work, don’t change it.
What kind of update can be? -Maximum temperature increased to 240.
Update: we are now sharing your toasting data with our 3,402 parteners.
Big Bread wants your data!
Just happened to catch an episode of Totally Spies where smart appliances betray their masters. See, teen shows get it…
I have a washing machine that doesn’t make a loud noise when it is finished. I think it wants to text me.
Maybe it’s too shy to make the first move
A prepaid self-own. Don’t buy ‘smart’ shit.
It seems like only stupid people buy this shit thinking they are saving money.
“It pays for itself after 3,480 slices of toast!”
Breaks or becomes unsupported after your 100th slice
Heating elements empty. Please buy refill heat. (Only original heat accepted, third party heat will break some of the functionality.)
“Jam empty, refill.”
“I just want to toast.”
“JAM EMPTY!”
Your card on file for your HP toaster has expired. Please update payment information to renew your HP toast subscription.
You havent used your toaster for too long. The heat is now dried out and the toaster must be sent in for service.
And instead of paying 20 bucks for a toaster, these smart toaster allow you to spend several hundred on it instead! I just looked it up, and this isn’t an exaggeration. The prices i saw ranged from about 200 - 500 dollars
