slothrop@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agowhy is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?locklemmy.caimagemessage-square100linkfedilinkarrow-up1763file-text
arrow-up1763imagewhy is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?locklemmy.caslothrop@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square100linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·8 days agoRight? “Uh… What’s up with that tattoo” Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 days agoAchtually, my dog bit her before she cheated. (Or so I understood it)
Right?
“Uh… What’s up with that tattoo”
Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
Achtually, my dog bit her before she cheated.
(Or so I understood it)