English is confusing enough. For the sake of future generation I’ll correct you for using litterally like figuratively even if I’m the last person on earth that uses it correctly.

There is this one beer when I drink it I always feel sick. Which one? The 16th.

If I were to make a thing where I got to decide which one is which I’d pick the 2nd.

I don’t have a strong opinion and I’ll just pick whatever the default is.

They would have to figure out how I could be impossibly far away soon after the crime to a judge to get the warrant and then to a jury to get me convicted.

Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.

Sir, you have insulted my honour and I challenge you to a frollic. I’ll see you at the meadows at dawn one forthnight from now.

You are only one who:

Has a mother that wants you to to spawn kids? Finds that dating over 30 is difficult? Went on a date with a nice lady? A combination of all three?

Mine gets stuck under the kitchen counter. It’s just the right height that sometimes it thinks it can fit under it but the slightly uneven floor jams it stuck and with pressure on the front the drive wheels don’t get enough traction to pull it out.

We’ve had the software to automate loading and unloading the dishwasher for a long time now.

Making the hardware reliable and affordable is what stands between us and fully automated household chores.

My robot vacuum is affordable but gets stuck on things often enough that I just rather vacuum manually once a week instead of daily rescue missions.

Well you should not have chewed up my power plant when I got here and I would have built my rocket and been on my way. It was your choice to run into my wall and get roasted by the flame thrower turret.