They bought more of an amalgam, or a chimera, which is a different kind of mythological beast, but also a general term for part of one thing joined to a very different other thing.

A hybrid would be something like a mule: A cross between a male donkey and a female horse

Agility is the quality of being breakable or becoming damaged under light stress or force in relation to the expected use for an object or system.

Dexterity is dodging rotten tomatoes
Strength is punching a tomato so hard that it turns into ketchup.

Better to stay indoors and doomscroll through the Internet!

Oh wait…

For insurance companies willing to take such stupid risks, sure.

Climbing Everest ain’t no joke. Just ask Green Boots.

If you put yourself in high risk of injury or death, then you shouldn’t be able to buy insurance for acts of stupidity.

That’s right!

The US Constitution doesn’t guarantee food or health, but does mention a Well Regulated Militia!

Oh wait, how does handing out RPGs foster Well Regulated Militias again?

Isn’t this more a meme than a comic?